I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
I know I am usually the slut but tonight it's her. She is being a slut, yes slut, T as in Tomorrow, U as in Uterus, L as in Llama and S as in Sangria. That spells slut, but backwards and that's what she is being.
I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
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