if i can run in heels then i can drive
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
just got my tax refund and at bell. how do you say i want a grand worth of 5 layer burritos in spanish?
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Tried to dodge fire in poncho. Fell through fence. Blood everywhere.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
So many questions...the two most important are, where the fuck is my booze and how did you even get the couch through the door?
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