I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
My horoscope told me I'm getting laid tonight. Please don't make the stars be liars
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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