I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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