: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
My mom's crying. That means it must be Christmas.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
When he goes down on me, he stares me in the eyes like a shark mocking it's prey as it devours it. Plus, his beard smells like dirty gym socks. This has got to end.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
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