he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I was scared that I should know him but I was too busy blacking out to remember
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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