i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I just scrubbed chocolate off the bathtub... You better have had a damn good birthday
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
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He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
I woke up with what has to be a whole pack of smarties loose in my bra. Was that your fault?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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