Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
He woke me up by trying to shove oreos in my mouth. im ready to go home now
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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