the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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