I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I would like to be the first to explain to you that if you've woken up with bruised knuckles this morning, it's because last night you tried climbing out of our car window and into the drive through window at maccas. The cashier chick freaked out and slammed the window on you and beat you around the head with her headset thingy.
Shittttttt.
Be not ashamed. It was youtube-worthy.
I just heard a teenager say to his friend "dats my baby! i was hittin her up on myspace like gurllll. she got me steamin". must have missed the memo its 2005 and we still use myspace.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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