i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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