Do you still have your period?
I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'm retiring my vagina. Better yet I'm Farve-ing it.
Def the best call fo sho
That way it can come out of retirement anytime and play for different teams. And it can wear Wranglers.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
My manager is trying to help me find a good career path, and I'm trying to find a professional way to tell him I just wanna smoke and fuck.
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