with your own penis?
Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I finally had kitchen counter sex! i was so excited
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
i got a dick pic last night and the mother fucker had a Jesus picture in the background.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
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