Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
Trimmed my pubes and broke your paper shredder. Separate events.
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
i told him im from Canada, abortion is free
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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