no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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