.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
We just had to use a designated driver to get to night class.
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
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