if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Had a slight melanoma scare this morning. Spoiler alert, it was Nutella.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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