You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
You kept trying to make people drink "salsa-ritas." But all you did was dump tequila in a half full jar of salsa, and shove it in people's faces while shouting at them.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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