The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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