$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I DEMAND FORESKIN
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