shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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