Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
I woke up at 5am on my couch, naked, with a cereal bowl of water next to me. Apprently, drunk me thought I was a kitten last night. Super impressed I slept next to the bowl all night and didn't spill a drop.
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