Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
no you cant smoke seaweed
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
masturbating while the coffee brews is the new power nap
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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