oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
He passed out on the floor and you kept hitting him in the dick and screaming "hammer of justice".
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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