just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I have got to stop singing on voicemails. I just left my dad a 6 minute musical message.
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Double high-fived his wife and her sister on the way out. If I'm not the best mistress ever tell me how.
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