at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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