Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
I'm not sure, but I think she had a tampon in when we fucked
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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