at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
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