We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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