I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
my nipple ring is gone but someone was nice enough to replace it with a paperclip
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
A white limo full of drunken 30 something business people pulls up next to me and asks if they can kidnap me until 1030. If I don't make it back tonight, call someone and tell them I died gloriously
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
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