He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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