But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I wish I could donate my sober boners to my whiskey dick
Woke up with an epic boner today, the kind where you can spin books and shit on it. FYI: don't try spinning an encyclopedia
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
Randomize
