gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
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