420 ftw
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
Also, beer. Big fan.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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