Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
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