btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
Wearing a shark mask, slugging tequilla, in cowboy boots, and not minding that my spandex is on backwards. What are you up to?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
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