dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I'm always down for nudity.
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