I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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