i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
so far, I've observed him try to hit on 3 girls, 1 guy and a bar stool. Humanity is amazing from a sober point of view.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
