he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
You asked the bartender if she was trying to get you drunk. She cut you off after that.
He's way too stoned. I took him to el bra and he's laying on the table, not sure what to do with him
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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