is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
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