With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
He better not be in your backpack
I have 7 papers to write and I already bought gas station ice cream in my pjs and questioned whether or not a beer float was a thing.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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