Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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