Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Was about to close the deal last night until he said he hadn't seen the Taylor Swift video. So I made him watch it before I let him have sex with me.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
You planned on giving him head in the shower?
More like I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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