i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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