my mouth tastes like poor choices
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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