i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Did I try to sell your body for chicken tenders last night?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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