rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i'm just going to get a pitcher of margarita. sober up by 10. and then do my accounting project
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
you are never too drunk for berry picking
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
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