At some point I made a semi-conscious decision that i was okay with sleeping in my own vomit.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
I'm gonna write a song for the kids called "you're systematically killing your mother". In it I will explain that my recent hypertension and increase in smoking is due to them being dicks
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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