windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
Would you by any chance know if there is a proper protocol for traveling with one's vibrator? I wouldn't want the TSA to rip open my suitcase in front of my boss.
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