so that wasnt chicken after all
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
no you cant smoke seaweed
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
I am mentally ready for anal.
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
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