I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
He said he wanted to see my room, not my womb. It's a common mistake.
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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