What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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