Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Oh, AND I met a ukulele teacher that I'd date. So there's that.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
Tomorrow is my bachelor party. If I die tomorrow, please know I graded you a "check" as a sister. "Check-minus" when you got mouthy.
do nipples grow back?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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