yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
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